10 ways you know you're a Red Sox fan

1. You've said "Nuh-uh, not as good as a FENWAY Frank."

2. You have a dog named Youk, a fish named Big Papi, and Jacoby is just the sweetest name in the world, hands down.

3. The sight of a Yankee fan simply makes you want to turn around and walk the other way.

4. When you call the score "19-18" in a game of ping pong, you pause for a moment, smile, then serve.

5. You know every word of Sweet Caroline.

6. It doesn't matter if Joe Torre is with the Dodgers now, you still hate his guts.

7. A Red Sox loss to the Orioles makes you want to projectile vomit.

8. You believe when they're not in first, they're basically in last.

9. You've said, "At least ours isn't about a GOAT."

10. The terms "bloody sock, through his legs, Bret Boone," and "Manny" are severe emotional triggers.