Saturday, October 24, 2009

NFL Predictions - Week 7 (and Week 6 in review)


Um...yikes. A .500 success rate is only acceptable in baseball. Needless to say I'm embarrassed. At least my Eagles-Raiders "So Ugly, I Can't Look Away" pick was correct...just the other way around. I think it's best not to dwell on Week 6. Pressing on....

Last week: 7-7
Overall: 62-28

Patriots over Buccaneers
Packers over Browns
Texans over 49ers
Steelers over Vikings
Panthers over Bills
Jets over Raiders
Cowboys over Falcons
Bengals over Bears
Saints over Dolphins
Giants over Cardinals
Eagles over Redskins

UPSET SPECIAL: Chiefs over Chargers
SO UGLY, I CAN'T LOOK AWAY: Colts over Rams



Saturday, October 17, 2009

NFL Predictions - Week 6 (and Week 5 in review)

Just count on me to pick 11 games correctly this week. Seriously. I have now proven to be pretty consistent. The rotten Browns spoiled my chance at a 12-2 Week 5 though, with their touchdown-less victory over the Bills. And while we're on the Bills, I would highly recommend Googling "Bills billboard" and checking out the top hits. Talk about Buffalonians wanting to drive Jauron out of town...trust me, this will do it. Something about an unemployed college student from upstate New York spending his free time fundraising to publicly bash Buffalo's most prized sporting franchise...I've got goosebumps.

Anyway, I know I use "(insert surprising team here) is for real" a lot - especially this season - but along with the Vikings and Broncos, let me now add the Bengals to the list. As if their 4-1 record should come as a surprise. They've beaten the world champs and were an "immaculate deflection" away from an undefeated season. Brandon Stokley doesn't visit Cincinnati much nowadays. Look for a barn burner this week vs. Houston though. In other news, the birth of Miles Austin proved to be the Chiefs' downfall last week. So close to one hell of an upset special pick...if I do say so myself. I'd Austin's playing time should see an - uh - increase perhaps?

Final thought: Jack del Rio - the first midseason head coach canning of '09? Think about it. Here are my pix for Week Six:

Last week: 11-3
Overall: 55-21

Bengals over Texans
Packers over Lions
Vikings over Ravens
Saints over Giants
Steelers over Browns
Buccaneers over Panthers
Redskins over Chiefs
Seahawks over Cardinals
Patriots over Titans
Jets over Bills
Falcons over Bears
Broncos over Chargers



UPSET SPECIAL: Rams over Jaguars
SO UGLY, I CAN'T LOOK AWAY: Eagles over Raiders

Saturday, October 10, 2009

NFL Predictions - Week 5 (and Week 4 in review)


The trend was broken last week as I minimized my losses from five to three (granted, again, I picked 11 games correctly). Not much out of the ordinary in Week 4. Let me just set the record straight: it is OFFICIALLY a bad idea to pick the Titans. I mean sure, they'll win a game at some point, but Tennessee has simply lost too many games already that they should have won. Unless they're slated to play the Rams, Chiefs, Browns and other, well, awful teams...avoid them at all costs!

We Midwesterners were just living for Monday night though. A great win for my Vikes at home against the Pack. Favre was brilliant. All is right with the world. Oh and don't look now, but the Denver Broncos are for real. I knew I made the right choice taking them over the 'Boys last week.

Week 5. Here we go.

Last week: 11-3
Overall: 44-18

Ravens over Bengals
Bills over Browns
Panthers over Redskins
Steelers over Lions
Giants over Raiders
Vikings over Rams
Falcons over 49ers
Cardinals over Texans
Broncos over Patriots
Seahawks over Jaguars
Colts over Titans
Dolphins over Jets

UPSET SPECIAL: Chiefs over Cowboys
SO UGLY, I CAN'T LOOK AWAY: Eagles over Buccaneers




Thursday, October 1, 2009

NFL Predictions - Week 4 (and Week 3 in review)

I still haven't come down from my high off of "Favre to Lewis." What an unbelievable finish at the Metrodome on Sunday. And for all of you Favre-haters who too hastily deemed him an old, injury-prone has-been, please recognize. The missing piece is in place for my Vikings, and Favre, more importantly, is back and better than ever.

Once again, Week 3 netted me 11 correct picks and 5 incorrect, a pattern I hope to break for the better this weekend. In my best Elvis Presley voice, I say, "Thank you, thank you very much," for the Lions over Redskins selection. Other things of note: it is now officially a bad idea to pick against the Saints and Bengals, which I did this past week. Buffalo and Pittsburgh (respectfully) had good chances against them playing at home, but Nawlins and Cincy are for real. Finally, the Texans lost my mother and me close to $2000 in an online suicide pool after losing a barnburner to Jacksonville (come on, a game they DEFINITELY should have won). But hey, at the same time the seconds were ticking away in that game, Greg Lewis pulled in a game-winning touchdown pass out in Minneapolis. So, eh, all is good.

Oh baby, Week 4 proves to be a good'un. And it will end just how it should: Packers at Vikings on Monday Night Football.

Fourteen games this weekend because of the bye week; let's pick 'em....

Last week: 11-5
Overall: 33-15

Bears over Lions
Bengals over Browns
Texans over Raiders
Colts over Seahawks
Titans over Jaguars
Ravens over Patriots
Redskins over Buccaneers
Bills over Dolphins
Saints over Jets
49ers over Rams
Steelers over Chargers
Vikings over Packers

UPSET SPECIAL: Broncos over Cowboys
SO UGLY, I CAN'T LOOK AWAY: Giants over Chiefs





Friday, September 25, 2009

NFL Predictions - Week 3 (and Week 2 in review)


For all the Chicago Bears fans whose hopes I unfairly raised early last week (after all, your team was facing the defending world champs)... you're welcome. And that Bears win over Pittsburgh was only the first of many Week 2 entries into the "teams-that-honestly-should-have-won-but-didn't" file. But I picked the Bears last week...let's just get that straight....

My copycat week of FIVE losses (and 11 wins) was made possible thanks to FIVE very unfortunate scenarios:

1) After nearly taking down the defending champion Steelers in the season opener at Pittsburgh, the Titans come home only to allow the Texans to steamroll them for 34 points...oh...and lose.
2) Tom Brady has all necessary offensive weapons to manhandle the new-look Jets...but fails to put a touchdown on the board in a 16-9 loss.
3) Week 1: Packers beat Bears; Bengals lose at home to Broncos. Week 2: Bears beat Steelers, making Packers Week 1 victory all the more significant; Bengals beat Packers at Lambeau? Unfortunately yes.
4) Before a regular season record-setting crowd of 105,121 at the new Cowboys stadium, Tony Romo goes for the worst outing of his career in Dallas, and the 'Boys lose by just 2 to the Giants. Imagine if he were on his game....
5) Finally Monday night, the Dolphins control the ball for THREE TIMES as long as the visiting Colts, they do everything right - everything in Tony Sparano's gameplan - and Indy wins.

Let's just pick Week 3, shall we? Look for this week to be in favor of the home team.

Last week: 11-5
Overall: 22-10

Jets over Titans
Raiders over Broncos
Chargers over Dolphins
Cardinals over Colts
Cowboys over Panthers
Ravens over Browns
Steelers over Bengals
Texans over Jaguars
Vikings over 49ers
Patriots over Falcons
Eagles over Chiefs
Giants over Buccaneers
Bills over Saints
Bears over Seahawks

UPSET SPECIAL: Lions over Redskins
SO UGLY, I CAN'T LOOK AWAY: Packers over Rams



Thursday, September 17, 2009

NFL Predictions - Week 2 (and Week 1 in review)


Week 1 is in the books, and I'm off to a decent start. I managed to get double-digit picks correct but I still kick myself in the rear for the foolish Washington-over-New York pick, among others. The Seahawks' 28-t0-nothing pounding of the lowly Rams proved to be my most stellar of picks, because that 28-point margin of victory qualified as the biggest blowout of the week! So ugly, I can't look away? I think it was. I suppose Seattle is sharing that little moniker with the Eagles after the show they put on in Carolina, too.

Just a few more remarks before I move on to my Week 2 selections: Brandon Stokely, I hate you. Mark Sanchez, you're not supposed to win your first game as a rookie on the road. And Mike Singletary, well, mad props for going into the nest of the defending NFC Champs and coming away with a win. I took the Cards last week, but no hard feelings.

So here we go, with a game under their belts, here's how I believe the 16 matchups will fare come Sunday:

Last week: 11-5
Overall: 11-5

Falcons over Panthers
Packers over Bengals
Cardinals over Jaguars
Raiders over Chiefs
Patriots over Jets
Saints over Eagles
Titans over Texans
Redskins over Rams
Bills over Buccaneers
49ers over Seahawks
Broncos over Browns
Ravens over Chargers
Cowboys over Giants
Dolphins over Colts

UPSET SPECIAL: Bears over Steelers
SO UGLY, I CAN'T LOOK AWAY: Vikings over Lions



Thursday, September 10, 2009

NFL Predictions - Week 1


As I sat in the last of my afternoon classes today, it hit me that I needed to do some severe redeeming of my reputation after my less-than-stellar, mid-season MLB predictions (I made them at the All-Star break and trust me, I couldn't be more off). So, of course, what better way to slowly pick myself up off the ground than to throw out some NFL predictions. No, I'm not foolish enough to attempt to forecast what the final standings and playoff picture is going to look like on this, September 10. No, no, no. I said "slowly pick myself up off the ground" for a reason.


I'm going week by week. Game by game. And I'm dumbing it down. Every week, I'm going to give you the winners of each game. No lines. No spreads. No scores. No top performers. Nothing fancy. Just winners. In addition, I'm going to give you one predicted upset and one predicted blowout. Because let's face it: every week some team pulls off the unthinkable (or conversely, lays an egg) just to piss us die-hard forecasters off. Yes, meteorology majors, this job is suitable for you, too. All that said, here goes Opening Week. Where's Matt Hasslebeck's head when you need a rub?

Steelers over Titans
Falcons over Dolphins
Ravens over Chiefs
Panthers over Eagles
Bengals over Broncos
Vikings over Browns
Texans over Jets
Colts over Jaguars
Saints over Lions
Cowboys over Buccaneers
Cardinals over 49ers
Packers over Bears
Patriots over Bills
Chargers over Raiders

UPSET SPECIAL: Redskins over Giants
SO UGLY, I CAN'T LOOK AWAY: Seahawks over Rams

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Should have known

Call it what you want - I've been back and forth about Brett Favre being under center for the Vikings about as many times as he's contemplated retirement. And it's no coincidence. Every time he's bid farewell to the league - more importantly to the city of Minneapolis - I've breathed a deep sigh of relief. But boy, every time there's been talk of a return, my heart skips a beat in excitement. What do they call that? A closet Brett Favre fan? No. No way. Not after the years he spent ripping apart my Vikings secondary (okay, okay...which isn't saying much). Not after he tainted his own precious reputation by refusing to loosen his death grip on the NFL, after the world agreed it was his time to go. There's no...possible...way...I could like Brett Favre.

But I do. He's going to take us places. Quarterback was the only missing piece of the puzzle last year when the Vikings finally reached the playoffs. They had the most dynamic ground attack in the league with Adrian Peterson and Chester Taylor. Both are back. Both are healthy. Not to mention the solid work that backups Ian Johnson (former Boise St. star) and local Iowa boy Albert Young are putting in. Shoot, the Vikes can be dangerous no matter who is taking snaps, that's for sure.

The recieving corps got a boost with Percy Harvin. Bernard Berrian will continue to do work, and this is the year Sidney Rice needs to prove he won't have to battle rookie WR's for the no. 2 spot any longer (although no one would blame him for losing that spot to Harvin this season...that guy is special).

With Hutchinson and Co. manning the O-Line and the Williams Wall clogging holes on the D-Line (pending their punishment for violating the league's substance abuse policy - yeah, both of them), the Vikes are as good as any in the trenches.

In my opinion, Leber, Henderson, and Greenway represent the finest linebacking corps in the league, hands down. They're all back and healthy. And of course you won't see any flashes of greatness from the secondary. The d-backs were already less than impressive, and Darren Sharper left the Twin Cities for New Orleans. Unless teams figure out that their game plan should be 95% pass, 5% run against the Vikes, the mediocre secondary won't hurt us anymore than it did last season.

All that said, Favre is the missing piece we Vikings fans have longed for ever since Daunte Culpepper left town. The fact that it's, well, Brett Favre is still shocking. Tough break for Sage and T-Jack. Their QB battle is now for the backup position, and that's the part of this whole scenario that pains me the most. Is it fair? Probably not. But does that matter? Not in the slightest. The Minnesota Vikings need a Superbowl. A Superbowl win. The "0-for-4" has been staring us in the face for decades.

Green and yellow aside, indecisiveness aside, the fact that he's kept Vikes fans guessing all summer aside, I hereby place my faith and the future of the Minnesota Vikings organization (well, for the next two years anyway) into Brett Favre's capable hands.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Favre-a-palooza comes to a close


Maybe it's because I want Sage Rosenfels - a graduate of my Iowa State University - to finally have his shot at a starting NFL job. Perhaps it's because I hated Brett that green and yellow '4' jersey for so many years that I couldn't possibly stand him taking the field in Viking purple and gold. Maybe it was the constant back and forth...and back...and forth...between permanent retirement and stretching out an already illustrious career - one one-year contract at a time.


Whatever the reason, I breathed a sigh of relief standing in line to ride my favorite roller coaster yesterday, when my phone jingled with an ESPN update, and I saw that Favre has - at loooooong last - called it quits. Well, at least he wants nothing to do with playing in Minnesota in 2009-10. To say he'll never be back, well, don't bet the farm. Don't even bet your pocket change.


I'm just glad that Tarvaris Jackson and Sage Rosenfels will alas be able to hit gloves, wish each other well, and come out of their corners swinging for the starting job this summer. I couldn't be happier for them. How they must have felt hearing Favre's name in the same breath with "Vikings," and "quarterback" more than their own - the guys with the contracts and homes in the Twin Cities area - it would drive anyone crazy! But T-Jack and Sage can breath now, they can shine, they can finally duke this thing out.


No sense in going into any more detail. You've all seen the news. And now that my team has finally washed its hands of one Brett Favre, I am so happy - so excited - to be a Minnesota Vikings fan.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Athletes and role models - separate entities


I had a good friend in high school who wrote an article for our student newspaper about how athletes are not role models. I wish I had the final draft or the publication in my hands today, because the words were brilliant. It was just today that the memories from those days as a staff reporter and editor for the paper suddenly surfaced after a couple years. It was that story - Paul's in-depth discussion on just how large the spectrum should be between "athletes" and "role models" - that surfaced first. Why?


Perhaps it has been the saga following the death of former NFL quarterback Steve McNair, with newer, darker secrets being revealed seemingly every day since his murder. Maybe somehow Michael Vick has my neurons re-firing today after a couple years out of the league for his role in a dogfighting ring. Need I reiterate my recent post about NASCAR schmuck Jeremy Mayfield? Manny and his substance abuse? Substance abuse in general? My goodness, I just about left Pacman Jones out of this post. Needless to say, I could go on... and on... and on... Sports figures today are making me sick.


Call me crazy, but I'd rather pay money for my next door neighbor lady's autograph these days. She's quiet and really knows how to mow right up to the property line. Now there's a role model. Don't expect a national spotlight, multi-million dollar paycheck, and a job that satisfies without fail week in and week out to turn an athlete into some saint, worthy of your undivided attention and idolization. In fact, expect just the opposite.


No sports star is so deserving. Ever. No more than you or me. No more than maybe your parents - whoever you may think highest of, whoever you call your role models. Humans are inherently flawed. Obviously. Read the book of Genesis. But the difference between, say, Dan Narber and Michael Vick is that I know my father doesn't need to cover up his sins to protect some precious reputation.


Because beware, people: it's the covering up, the skeletons, what's swept under rug that has sports fans these days fooled.

Friday, July 17, 2009

The Man, The Meth, and How the hell do you still have a job?

I don't normally follow NASCAR, at all. I don't think about it, write about, watch it, argue for or against its importance to the world of sports, nothing. But what I do know is that NASCAR captures the attention of millions of fans nationwide and is becoming one of the fastest growing events (in popularity) in the world.

And what I also know is when you begin to group NASCAR with the NFL, MLB, and NBA, every fan is going to have his or her favorite athlete. What Kobe Bryant, Derek Jeter, and Tony Romo may be to their respective sports, perhaps Jeremy Mayfield is to NASCAR.

Like a deadly epidemic spreading continent to continent, substance abuse has finally made its way to NASCAR's shores. And no, we're not talking about the Budweiser that Dale Jr. promotes on his Chevy.

Jeremy Mayfield is now publicly a druggie. Mayfield OD's on prescription medication and uses meth. No, this was not an accusation from an angry fan in an attempt to taint the image of an undesirable athlete. This is for real.

Explain to me how Jeremy Mayfield still has an open door to get back into racing after testing positive for meth during a random drug test. Explain to me how - why - he gets his job back! Would you? Probably not! Heck, in my hometown, local residents who got slapped with a DUI the night before get their own little section of the freakin' newspaper! Granted, the criminal justice system must take its normal course - he's deserving of that much - but somehow Jeremy Mayfield has a window of opportunity to apply for reinstatement. I'll devote a post down the road to athletes and the complete disregard for their actions. Suspensions only do so much.

In one testimony, Mayfield's stepmother - mind you, this is family we're talking about here - witnessed him using meth at least 30 times in the last seven years. Not necessarily in response to the testimony but still mind-blowing, Mayfield claims, "I don't need to go to rehab...because I don't have a problem." Really?

If this guy is back in his car in the next few months, I will be disgusted. I don't understand how NASCAR would be able to trust a man who has used meth for at least seven years to remain clean and operate a vehicle. For a living. We're talking about a race car here. And shame on NASCAR if they are so naive to believe that in random drug testing down the road, Jeremy Mayfield will be rid of a meth addiction.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Midsummer MLB Predictions - NL

Well, the future of the American League for this season has been written in stone. Let's take a look at how the National League will finish, including the playoff picture and the all-important World Series pick:

NL East

The Nationals are bad and will finish last. Fair enough? Good, moving on. As much as I would like to say the Marlins will make a push to win the East, being my favorite NL team and all, the defending champion Phillies swing the bats way too well to lose their hold on first. They were hot going into the All-Star break and will be hot coming out. The Phils are stellar on the road, and that's appealing to me. It's anybody's guess how the Marlins, Braves, and Mets (currently separated by 2.5 games and all hovering around .500) will finish. I will play favorites and leave Florida in the 2-spot. I like Atlanta's McClouth addition more than New York's Francouer addition, and the Mets generate no power at the plate. Braves in third, Mets in fourth.


NL Central

This division is scary. Like, the spooky kind of scary. As it stands now, the Reds have a shot to win it currently sitting in fifth. The last place Pirates and fourth place Cubs have the division's best home records. And suddenly the Astros are back? Let's break it down. The Cardinals will win the division. They've been on top for too long now to let it slip. Just so we can set the two extremes, the Pirates won't climb out of the Central cellar. Nate McClouth and Nyjer Morgan suddenly just...aren't there anymore. Rebuilding mode? The Reds are always a tease to make something happen but never follow through. They finish in the 5-spot. At 16-25, the Cubs are horrendous on the road and play the majority of their remaining games there. They finish fourth. In my boldest National League prediction (recall the AL's "Rangers win the East" prediction from yesterday), I like Houston to push past Milwaukee and grab second place. No matter though, only St. Louis moves on to the post-season.


NL West

Ahhh, finally a division that doesn't make my head hurt. It's simple: Nothing will change. The Dodgers are the best team in baseball. There's your division winner. The D-Backs and Padres will remain 4-5. Neither club shows signs of making moves to add more punch at the plate, and Dan Haren and Mark Reynolds just may be the only ones keeping Arizona from going further under. The Giants are playing shocklingly good baseball. Between Freak Lincecum fanning 10 per game and Jonathan Sanchez's no-no, it feels good to call them a playoff-worthy team. Finally. The Rockies just aren't getting it done. Mad props to Jason Marquis for at least giving them a shot. Colorado finishes third.


Playoffs

The Wild Card round pairs division rivals Dodgers and Giants. The season series between these two clubs is extremely tight, so don't be surprised to see San Fran force a Game 6 or 7. Dodgers win though. The Phillies will have home field advantage in their series with the Cardinals, and I like them to take care of business, like the defending champions should. In the two games the Phillies played in St. Louis this year, "taking care of business" is an understatement. This year, however, a different result will come from a Dodgers-Phillies NLCS. Neither team has hardly changed in appearance since last year, but L.A. is playing far better ball.


You can't dethrone the two clear-cut best teams in baseball in the Boston Red Sox and L.A. Dodgers. They will match for the World Series (and I'll call it now: AL wins the All-Star game tonight, giving the Sox home field).


My Red Sox emerge victorious in true World Series fashion: seven games. Tim Wakefield over Clayton Kershaw. Wakefield strikes out former pal Manny with his signature knuckleball, and all of Beantown erupts. Now that's a bold prediction.


League leaders coming soon!

Monday, July 13, 2009

Poll Correction

I apologize for posting an incorrect AL All-Star starting lineup in the poll to your right. Toronto 2B Aaron Hill will be making the start in front of Carlos Pena. Pena was named to the roster after Boston 2B Dustin Pedroia pulled out of All-Star weekend to be with his pregnant wife, however Hill (already on the roster as a backup) got the nod from Joe Maddon this afternoon. Batting in the 8-spot, if you're interested. I can't change the poll so if you're vote is for Aaron Hill, go ahead and just select Pena. Sorry!

Midsummer MLB Predictions - AL

No Major League team is scheduled to play another game until July 16. Three days away. That can only mean one thing. Well, two actually: 1) It's the All-Star break, and 2) It's time for my predictions for the rest of the MLB season. I'm going to give you the final standings, playoff forecasts, and some statistical leaders for this season's end. So what should you expect from now through the October Classic? Today, we'll cover the American League. Take a look:

AL East

As a Red Sox fan, I have believe they're going to hold onto this division. If you're the Yankees, with all of the money spent on big-name acquisitions in the offseason, playing in a stadium that basically doubles as a wind tunnel, and you don't have a hold on the division at the break, you won't. Not this year. The Rays won't catch the Yanks and will remain in the 3-hole, despite a strong finish. Toronto's woes will only worsen as the Jays look to ship ace Halladay out of Canada, eh. Their offense will keep them out of last though. And I say it year after year: the Orioles bring up the rear. Promising young talent there though.


AL Central

The Royals and Indians are well out of this race, the latter being the far more disappointing of the two clubs this season. Hey, anyone down in KC will tell ya, if their team is looking to have a shot to climb out - and stay out - of last in the Central, that spells success! Detroit has a ton of weapons on the mound and simply refuses to lose at home, so they remain at the top. My heart lies with Minnesota, so I give the Twins the slight edge over the White Sox for second place. Mauer, Morneau, and Kubel really fuel this team. Detroit emerges as the only playoff-bound team.


AL West

Out west, the Angels are playing great ball this season, but Seattle and Texas are playing the Emmy-worthy part of annoying little brothers; they're always around! In probably my boldest prediction for the American League, I like the Rangers to jump the Angels for first place. Head-to-head, Texas dominates, and I love their power at the plate. I can't let L.A. drop past second though, which puts the promising Mariners in the 3-spot. The Athletics (ironic) can barely rely on Triple-A-sized crowds showing up to their contests. If it wasn't for the Nationals, the A's would be the worst team in baseball.


Playoffs

There will be a tight race for the Wild Card spot, which will include the Yankees, Angels, and maybe the Twins. It's been sort of a "below expectations" kind of year for New York, and the complete opposite for L.A. The Angels are the better team, and frankly, they'll be pissed that they're not atop the AL West at season's end. Anger is good fuel, so L.A. wins the race, setting up an Angels-Red Sox Wild Card series (Boston will finish with the most wins of the division champions). I'll say it now: meeting the Red Sox in the playoffs if you're the Angels spells trouble. Red Sox win. The 2-3 series then matches the Rangers and Tigers. Both teams play horribly on the road, so advantage home team here. The Rangers should win in four or five games. I like my Sox to return to the World Series, especially with home field advantage over Texas, something they lacked in the regular season, playing six of the nine games in Arlington.


National League and statistical leader predictions coming soon!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

10 ways you know you're a Red Sox fan

1. You've said "Nuh-uh, not as good as a FENWAY Frank."

2. You have a dog named Youk, a fish named Big Papi, and Jacoby is just the sweetest name in the world, hands down.

3. The sight of a Yankee fan simply makes you want to turn around and walk the other way.

4. When you call the score "19-18" in a game of ping pong, you pause for a moment, smile, then serve.

5. You know every word of Sweet Caroline.

6. It doesn't matter if Joe Torre is with the Dodgers now, you still hate his guts.

7. A Red Sox loss to the Orioles makes you want to projectile vomit.

8. You believe when they're not in first, they're basically in last.

9. You've said, "At least ours isn't about a GOAT."

10. The terms "bloody sock, through his legs, Bret Boone," and "Manny" are severe emotional triggers.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Ed Thomas


I would like to devote my first blog post to the late Ed Thomas. Thomas' passing seemingly ignited a chain reaction of newsworthy deaths in the past month, and I believe he was largely overlooked after the initial shock and sadness passed.


I'm not going to be able to give you any new information on Ed Thomas. I can't devote a thousand words about how great of a man he was to his family, any better than his son could; or to the A-P Falcons, like his team could; or to his friends, like the community could. But I can certainly have my opinion of Thomas as a human being, from a perspective taken from about 83 miles away.


What I know is that there is much to be learned from the life of the Aplington-Parkersburg head football coach, to state just one of numerous titles Thomas will be remembered by. He was a molder of men, ultimately sculpting four of his players in to multi-million dollar-worthy NFL beasts. Tell that to the 8-A football squads in central Texas. He was the face of mass makeover of a small town, all but literally wiped from the U.S. map by the most devastating natural disaster in Iowa's history. But his efforts to rebuild Parkersburg from the ground up, and his ability to lead the town's high school football team to victory every Friday night, was shadowed by his faith in God; the same faith that gave him strength and will to do all that he did for his town.


Potentially with another half of his life to live, Ed Thomas was taken from this earth far too soon. The crowd of mourners at his funeral would give most Triple-A baseball crowds a run for their money. It is one thing to mourn the passing of an American icon, television personality, or star athlete; it is another to see a man, a changer of lives, a rebuilder of hopes and dreams to everyone he knew, innocently plucked from a tiny town like Parkersburg. Not that you have to be the man Ed Thomas was, but why wouldn't you want to be?